Evangelical Superfriends

Joe Carter and John Mark Reynolds are having a discussion over who would be in the Evangelical Superfriends (the influential non-political people).

I think it would be more interesting to see who's part of the Legion of Doom:

Bizarro - He would have to be Michael Moore (especially if George Bush or Mel Gibson was Superman).

Cheetah - That goes to Barbara Striesand, the annoying mostly useless girl of the group.

Lex Luthor - He has to be George Soros, for so many obvious reasons.

Solomon Grundy - Tim Robbins because Grundy is supposedly dead, which so is Robbins career.

Grodd - It could be Stephen Hawkins. Grodd is supposedly from an advanced race of highly evolved apes.

Scarecrow - Rev. Jesse Jackson since he always scares minorities into voting for liberals.

Giganta - Maureen Dowd, Giganta's profile says it all. She had a "personality that emerged [as] petty and cruel."

The Toyman - Ted Turner, who had so many toys (CNN) with which he could influence people.

Sinestro - Andrew Sullivan, since Sinestro used to be good but power corrupted him.

The Riddler - Al Franken, if for no other reason but that they both think they are funny but really no one laughs.

Black Manta - The Daily Kos, Manta is the second in command and Kos is the highest liberal blogger.

Captain Cold - Paul Krugman, Cold's profile says he is mainly a two-bit hood who got lucky, sounds like Krugman to me.

Brainiac - Dan Rather, irony my friends, irony.

Update: I found this similar post at Right Wing News, but that one is more making up new superheroes for a "Liberal Super Friends."